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Originally Posted by FAX
Perhaps it is time to face the unfortunate truth.
We're going to have to invade Maine.
We've tried every means at our disposal in order to maintain a good relationship with Maine. We've negotiated, engaged in diplomacy, and trade. Still, Maine has defied all reasonable efforts to maintain a lasting peace. Their latest assault upon Mr. Rain Man is surely the last straw.
Unless Maine demonstrates a desire to change soon. Maine must fall.
FAX
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If we're going to invade maine with a substantial force, we'd better bring a lot of cash for the toll roads.