Perhaps it is time to face the unfortunate truth.
We're going to have to invade Maine.
We've tried every means at our disposal in order to maintain a good relationship with Maine. We've negotiated, engaged in diplomacy, and trade. Still, Maine has defied all reasonable efforts to maintain a lasting peace. Their latest assault upon Mr. Rain Man is surely the last straw.
Unless Maine demonstrates a desire to change soon. Maine must fall.
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