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I've always has some very, very loud and cartoon-ish sounding farts. Something isn't right. I am wired wrong, and I can only assume medical issues are in my future.
Some of my farts aren't human. They sound like sasquatch barking out a take-out order in Russian. And the smell is worse. It's a tremendous tool I possess. My asshole practically talks at times and it leaves behind a 'fresh off the colon' scent that can't be ignored.
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