Get your mind out of the gutter.
I like to drive fast. Something wrong with that?
Speeding at excessive rates is something most who know me, take as a given...
Yes I have eluded a peace officer.
I wouldn't want my daughters, nor my mother to know that, nor my parishioner, or my..., or my,,,,
That is what an indiscretion is isn't it?
behavior or speech that is indiscreet or displays a lack of good judgment
So, if I understand correctly. Telling you to shove a old baseball bat up your ass IS NOT and indiscretion. You having to have the sprinters surgically removed IS.