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Originally Posted by JD10367
TTIUWP... um, wait, on second thought, never mind, I'm kinky but not that kinky. 
The woman brought the guy home from the bar and went into the bedroom. She came out wearing a leather outfit carrying a whip. When she did, she saw he was putting on his jacket and preparing to leave. "What's the deal?" she said. "I thought you said you were into kinky sex?" The guy replied, "Hey, I already shit in your purse and f**ked your dog. What more do you want?" |
I've said it before, I'll say it again - animals, feces, conjoined twins.....these are the lines I have drawn and will never cross.