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Originally posted by Clint in Wichita
gochiefs,
When you think those two are right in the middle of some serious womb-wrecking, bust into the room like Gollum on acid with your engorged member in hand.
Tell the broad that she has 3 points of entry, and that you're taking one.
It's a win-win situation. You either get laid, or you will never, ever see those people again.
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You get bonus points from me if you go in there wearing a camoflauge headband and start talking with a Stallone-like accent while refering to yourself only in the third person as "Bedroom Rambo"