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Originally Posted by ChiTown
cooter? really?
You might want to change up your vernacular about your wife's pussy around your wife. Maybe try.........Meat Wallet?
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Originally Posted by Donger
That's actually her name for her vagina.
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Originally Posted by ChiTown
Seriously? That's awesome......  |
Top notch back and forth here.
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Originally Posted by eDave
The T-Rex:
When you are doing a girl from behind, preferably close to the edge of the bed, and you grab her by the shoulders and lift her up. This results in her swinging her arms aimlessly like a T-Rex while making moaning noises.
"Dude.. what was all that noise.."
"Oo.. I t rexed that bitch"
"Sahweet"
Pairs well with a donkey punch.
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That sounds like it's almost as fun as "The Rodeo ****". Bareback a chick, stick it in her ass after pinning her arms and legs down, then whisper in her ear "I have AIDS". If you can hold on for 8 seconds you qualify for a score.
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Originally Posted by go bowe
**** 'em...
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Absolutely!
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Originally Posted by eDave
True story: First time my ex swallowed. She directed the action, I obliged. A bit later we were getting some food and she talked with food in her mouth. I jokingly said "don't talk with your mouth full". Well, she went off thinking I was referencing the earlier swallow. Try as I might, I couldn't convince her it was just a silly joke and in no way was I referencing the swallow. I bailed out and went to take a shower.
Moment later, she kicked in my glass shower door wielding a 12 inch knife at me, seeting, with eyes that could kill you alone and threatening to kill me. I bolted out, grabbed the knife hand, slammed it against the wall, dislodging the knife. I eventually made it to my phone and dialed 911. I hope she is doing well.
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Holy shit!
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Originally Posted by keg in kc
If that's some kind of a shot at me then kindly go **** yourself.
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Bro, I'm really sorry if you're sensitive about it. I was just cracking a joke. Honestly I figured you'd get a chuckle out of it. My bad. I never got the impression you didn't get laid because you couldn't. I assumed that it wasn't worth the hassle to you. So, you have my apologies if that made you mad.