[DJ's left nut]

Originally Posted by RealSNR

Also, is there anybody here who would give a shit if we made his entire future contract extension fully guaranteed as a possible way to save some money? It's risky, I know, but I don't think there's any way at this point that he turns into a pumpkin unless he gets hurt.

Would he like weekends with my wife while he's at it?

I'm fully on the 'give him whatever the hell he wants' train.