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67. petez28
pete is best known on here for being a whiny little bitch. Anywhere there is a game thread, he is sure to be involved bleeding all over the place.
This extends to outside of the board as well. A few days ago, he became angry at his son's Little League game. A pitch to a Royal batter was called a strike even though it was a quarter inch off the plate according to the game tracker on his phone. He began cursing and a fellow dad decided to play White Knight. To the shame of his family, pete was choked out by a badass, drunk dentist.
Being a Jr. High girls softball ump gives him the right to question calls though in his mind. Unfortunately, he has to wear a cup to hide the shame boners of underage ass.
Pros: Drives a pretty sweet camaro. Mullets STILL rock.
Cons: On the rag 12 months out of the year. Boners with a cup on are very uncomfortable.
Outlook: Never posts again after a visit to Dr. Giggles
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