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Old 05-26-2013, 12:18 PM   #2294
Hootie Hootie is offline
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Join Date: Jan 2006
Location: Dallas, Texas
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Originally Posted by Mr. Flopnuts View Post
OMFG You should write a book.
two of my friends and I went on a KC road trip because I had 3 tickets and we knew we were going to go to Westport that night

and we set 3 goals for our night

we had to:

make out with a girl
get slapped by a girl
and have a girl throw a drink on one of us

so by 1:30 AM I had accomplished the first two

we were all at Kelly's I think...

HUGE CROWD OF PEOPLE

and I don't know what the **** I said to this girl...but at about 1:45 AM all of the sudden I was talking to my friend Andy and WHAM...the girl showers me (and about 10 other people) with her massive beer...

and we looked at each other

and just started ****ing laughing hysterically

it was the perfect moment
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