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Originally Posted by Direckshun
We found out my dog has fleas like two days ago.
I can't get rid of the ****ing things.
I've given the dog a flea bath, and I've still hand-picked like two dozen off of her the past two days.
Mother****er.
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Here's the best way to do it (and this only works if you have a gas stove):
First you run down to the local army surplus store and buy a gas mask, when you get home you blow out the pilot on the stove, next you put the gas mask on the dog, put the dog in the oven and crank the oven. Leave him in there for at least an hour.
Seriously this works great. Every home has the capability of owning their own little gas chamber for fleas. Sentence them to death.