Sometimes people just overreact to stuff. Like what happened to Mr. Baby Lee that one time when he tried to steal that key lime pie by stuffing it in his pants. Sure, he was walking funny as he left the restaurant, but that was no reason for the manager to call the police and demand the immediate return of his pie, graham crust and all. After all, when a man wants free pie and, as a result, demonstrates an obvious willingness to suffer through an extreme case of key lime pie pants, people really need to show a little understanding.
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