How about he stop being a ****ing pussy with his Susan Sarandon social anxiety disorder and socialize with some ****ing people.
He can meet all the "normal" people on the Internet he wants but for some reason he's at a 90% failure rate with the "normals". OR MAYBE THEY AREN'T THE NORMALS!!!
Man the fugg up and find some tail on your own without the use of a fuggin keyboard.
Fuggin Pansy!
His stories are like the dumb blonde bitch that trips in the scary movie. Or the the dumb fuggers that don't "double tap" in the slasher movies. Too fuggin predicatble.
Of course we have no fuggin clue what we're talking about to him so why do I even check this fuggin Truman Show repeat?
I guess I like reruns.
