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A man was standing in his front yard when he saw a hearse drive slowly by. Then another hearse drove by. Behind that hearse was a man walking a dog. 100 men were walking single-file behind that man.
The man in his yard asked the man with the dog, "What's going on here?" The man with the dog replied, "You see that first hearse? That's my wife."
"I'm so sorry. What happened?"
"She started yelling at me for always drinking and watching sports. Next thing you know, my dog here attacked and killed her."
"Wow. What about the other hearse?"
"Well, that's my mother in law. When she found out what happened, she started screaming and yelling at me and the dog attacked her too."
"Really?"
"Yep"
"Can I borrow the dog?"
"Get in line."
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