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Originally Posted by ReynardMuldrake
You can't buy a championship with shower curtain rings, Del.
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State Trooper: Do you feel this offense is safe for the playoffs?
Del: Yes, I do. Yes, I really do, I believe that. I know it's not pretty to look at, but it'll get you where you want to do.
State Trooper: Now, you got no outside receivers.
Del: No, we lost that.
State Trooper: You have no functioning coordinators.
Del: No, not a one. (Beat) However, the QB still works. Funny as that may seem, with all this mess, that the QB is the only thing that's really working good, and his brain is clear as a bell, don't ask me how. (chuckles nervously)
State Trooper: I can't let you go ahead with this offense. It's not fit for a championship.