Lifted from somewhere else but it's hilariously accurate.
At the end of the day Lebron is as close to a Faustian bargain as you can get in sports.
He will get you a chip, and if you're lucky, maybe two: but he will bleed all of your assets for a decade in the hostage negotiation to get him to come and stay (and he won't stay), and the worst part is he'll bitch about not having help on the way out after ransacking a clubs assets to make his LeGM team - see Cleveland, Miami, and Cleveland.