[KChiefs1]

Originally Posted by Cheater5

I’d jerk the wheel hard right and go off-roading.


Babe? Yeah, I did a bad bad thing. My ex came over and saw our texts and she got jealous and called you a whore so I slapped the phone out of her hands and she went crazy, you know? So I grabbed her wrists and pushed her away and then went into the kitchen to check on a roast I have cooking for my mom’s birthday, and she kicked me while I was bent over the oven! I really lost it so I grabbed the meat thermometer and stabbed her in the ear. Oh god baby, it’s in there really deep and she’s in the kitchen laying on the floor. I hate blood and it’s everywhere! I need to get out of here and just go think— I need your address because you’re kind of the one I did all this for! I love you so much and I’ve never been with someone so beautiful. I did reverse phone lookup on your phone but if you just let me come see you I know I’ll be okay in your arms baby.

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