I wonder if the Dolphins would accept any of our pieces of shit if it would slightly lower the 1st round price tag.
Like, we've got 10 offensive linemen. Trade them Erving. Advertise him as the ultimate depth OL to have on your team, able to play just about any position, gritty locker room guy, etc.
Only problem is breaking the news to him that he's been traded to Miami. Can't imagine that would go well.
Start at the low end and see if they'll bite. Try for Erving and a 3rd. Might be crazy enough to work.
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