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Everybody sing the Bob Kraft Song (to The tune of Rubber Duckie by Bert & Ernie)
Rub and Tuggy, you’re the one
That makes game time lots of fun
Rub and Tuggy I’m awfully fond of you…
Bo Bo Bo de oh..
Rub and Tuggy, boy oh boy
This Chinese whore sure smells like soy
Rub and Tuggy I’m awfully fond of you!
On the weekend I give some dough to a lady
I pay to tweak my nipples, she has a dimple
Like Brady!
Talk about shady!
Rub and Tuggy, you’re the one
That makes Game Time lots of fun
Rub and Tuggy I’m awfully fond of you…
Every time I go down to get me a rubble,
I have a little cutie put on a hoodie
and hump me.
Gillette’s gonna dump me.
Rub and Tuggy, you’re the one
That makes Game Time lots of fun
Rub and Tuggy I’m awfully fond of
Rub and Tuggy I’m awfully fond of
Rub and Tuggy I’m awfully fond…..
Of you!
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