08-05-2018, 01:48 PM
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I'll be back.
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Originally Posted by New World Order
This guy has been ducking the boss for over a month.
Need to find some goons and collect my money
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LEAGUE FINES NEW WORLD ORDER
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The office of the commissioner has fined the former owner of the Carolina Panthers an undisclosed amount for failing to appear for the NFC Divisional Playoff game against New Mexico City Diablos.
It is unclear why the Panthers attempted to sit out the game, but at the last second the league board voted unanimously to remove ownership. The new owner, wealthy multi-billionaire Pan Thersuck, immediately ordered all staff and players to show up.
"We run a tight ship in this league," said commissioner Ham Mockparties. "Acting like this is a flag football endeavor and important postseason games can simply be blown off will not be tolerated."
The league almost lost $600 billion in TV contracts due to the late start of Saturday's playoff game, a 35-18 Diablos win that proved, once and for all, that they rule the ****ing NFC.
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