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Originally Posted by Baby Lee
Two things define SDH
1) He wants football to be easy. Anything but a 19-0 season with 10 shutouts and zero mistakes ever anywhere will set him bitching. Football isn't supposed to be competitive, it's supposed to be like the home run derby. Meatballs and dingers all the livelong day. With him running the draft, we'd have mortgaged our future for a decade to acquire Wentz, Goff, Mariota, Winston, Bortles AND Manziel to throw in a big QB blender.
2) He defines himself exclusively in opposition to other fans. He doesn't have an identity without someone to hate and deride. He's the Chet Donnelly of Chiefs fans. If ever the Chiefs win a SB he won't hesitate after the fact to stress to everyone it's because they finally listened to all of his sage advice [and in keeping with the first part of this paragraph, finally told the rest of the inferior fans to **** off].
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It's good to see and know that those dendrites didn't lose all function. Why ****, if the goers of CP didn't have your deeply devoted analysis of all things human experience and classic TV, we might actually enjoy ourselves!
Let us know if and when you shit yourself over in the corner; I'll send a nurse by to wipe your ass.