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Originally Posted by Baby Lee
You want childhood trauma, the only 'expensive' pair of shoes I owned until I started lobbying for good soccer cleats in middle school were orthotics with a special insole for flat feet and a special heel for splay feet [the opposite of pigeon toes].
Brown wing tips, . . . in grade school, in the 1970s.
I SHIT U NOT.
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Run, Forrest, run!!!
Keds, run faster, jump higher. Then on to Chuck Taylor All Stars.
****ing wing tips. Every Sunday I had to work my wide feet into those shoes.
Every pair of dress shoes I look at to this day makes me think of those early Sunday AM wakeup call from upstairs, that we were all going to the 0615 mass.