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Originally Posted by booger

Hey man I tried your condensation technique at the bar tonight on this chics beer mug. She had these weird leather all the way up her leg boots on I said hey I have those in camo for when I fish. Things flowed smooth I said do you oil your boots zippers with WD 40 or what. She said no I just spit on it which I thought was odd but I smiled because she was too and I remember you said smiling is good. We both like cheese and she doesn't seem to mind when I cal her Lisa turtle so I think it's going well. The Bar closed she's taking a dump then we're going to Denny's. Good looking out bud

Underrated post.