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**RealSNR** · 10-18-2014, 07:54 PM

24. Buck

Seriously, just come out of the closet, already, Buck. We know you're one of us.

You just like the music and the atmosphere at Chiefs Planet, eh? Dudes buy you drinks at Chiefs games and give you compliments on your weight loss? The Media Center is just better here than it is on any Charger forums? Well guess what buddy, we're getting really ****ing tired of you ducking us like this.

You're one of us. You don't believe your team will ever win a Super Bowl. You don't get angry or sad when your team loses, you just get numb? That's Chiefs fan behavior, dude, and we invented that shit long before Norv Turner grew his first cancerous zit on his neck. We know you want to feel better about the agonizing Charger losses when you post those threads of yours, but it's all an excuse to allow your inner petegz28 to express itself.

Ever thought why this gay bar makes you feel so welcome? Ever analyze that you hang out with your Chiefs Planet "friends" at Arrowhead games instead of other visiting Charger fans?

We've been patient with you. We've let you rack up a bunch of records in our now non-existant games forum. We let you play CP Survivor. We even hooked you up with Clay's fine ass for a modest fee. But it's time to be honest with us and yourself.

So consider this a ****ing intervention. Come out now as a Chiefs fan or drink an AIDS martini.

And for ****'s sake, just eat a goddamn candy bar. It's not going to kill you, and you might cheer the **** up for once instead of worrying about bullshit pseudo-medicine.

10-18-2014, 07:54 PM	#1163
RealSNR Special Teams ACE!!! RealSNR's Avatar Join Date: Apr 2002 Location: Where the hell is SNR	24. Buck Seriously, just come out of the closet, already, Buck. We know you're one of us. You just like the music and the atmosphere at Chiefs Planet, eh? Dudes buy you drinks at Chiefs games and give you compliments on your weight loss? The Media Center is just better here than it is on any Charger forums? Well guess what buddy, we're getting really **ing tired of you ducking us like this. You're one of us. You don't believe your team will ever win a Super Bowl. You don't get angry or sad when your team loses, you just get numb? That's Chiefs fan behavior, dude, and we invented that shit long before Norv Turner grew his first cancerous zit on his neck. We know you want to feel better about the agonizing Charger losses when you post those threads of yours, but it's all an excuse to allow your inner petegz28 to express itself. Ever thought why this gay bar makes you feel so welcome? Ever analyze that you hang out with your Chiefs Planet "friends" at Arrowhead games instead of other visiting Charger fans? We've been patient with you. We've let you rack up a bunch of records in our now non-existant games forum. We let you play CP Survivor. We even hooked you up with Clay's fine ass for a modest fee. But it's time to be honest with us and yourself. So consider this a ing intervention. Come out now as a Chiefs fan or drink an AIDS martini. And for 's sake, just eat a goddamn candy bar. It's not going to kill you, and you might cheer the ** up for once instead of worrying about bullshit pseudo-medicine.
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