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Old 09-05-2014, 10:06 PM   #594
Hammock Parties Hammock Parties is offline
I'll be back.
 
Join Date: Nov 2002
My best Hootie story is how he gave me his number so we could finally meet at a tailgate last year before the Broncos game. He was gonna come out and meet all the CPers. He was texting me all weekend!

The morning of he never shows up, but texts me drunkenly several times from his hotel room, where he can barely get off the ****ing bathroom floor because he got so hammered at the casino the night before.

You make your parents proud, son.
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