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Old 04-02-2014, 02:48 PM   #5257
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Join Date: Sep 2001
Location: Kansas
Onion headlines have had me rolling today...

New Law Requires Richard Gere To Personally Inform Residents When He Moves To New Neighborhood
http://www.theonion.com/articles/new...ault:1:Default

EPA Announces New Initiative To Conserve Whatever’s Left
http://www.theonion.com/articles/epa...rocrastination

Lazy Wildlife Rescuer Lets Oily Pelicans Pile Up In Sink For 5 Days
http://www.theonion.com/articles/laz...ault:1:Default

Nation Already Sick Of Baseball
http://www.theonion.com/articles/nat...ault:1:Default
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