Onion headlines have had me rolling today...
New Law Requires Richard Gere To Personally Inform Residents When He Moves To New Neighborhood
http://www.theonion.com/articles/new...ault:1:Default
EPA Announces New Initiative To Conserve Whatever’s Left
http://www.theonion.com/articles/epa...rocrastination
Lazy Wildlife Rescuer Lets Oily Pelicans Pile Up In Sink For 5 Days
http://www.theonion.com/articles/laz...ault:1:Default
Nation Already Sick Of Baseball
http://www.theonion.com/articles/nat...ault:1:Default