LIVE PD IS COMING BACK!
 

A new version of Live PD will be airing on Reelz this summer. It will be called "On Patrol: Live". Dan Abrams was discussing it on his News Nation show with Sticks.

Can't wait to see how Springfield has been cleaned up over the past couple of years.

Live PD is a great representation of real police work because it shows all the sitting around and waiting for shit.

My favorite is the racial break down of footage. Finally shows every race has piece of shit! All live!

One of the best things on television ever

Let's go to Phoenix where there's suspicious activity at a liquor store.

Wait, wait, wait!

There's someone suspicious at 7-11. Might be selling drugs!

Not here.

Producer: "Can you drive really fast as if you found the 7-11 perps?"

Ummm... not really

Producer: "Do it anyway. We need live footage that looks cool!"

On our way down several side streets full of poor people's homes.

Scene: Handcuffed people on a curb outside a mall.

Cops: Who owns that truck?

Perp 1: I do

Cop: Do you know it matches a truck involved in a robbery?

Perp 1: I didn't rob anyone.

Cop: It's a white F150 right?

Perp 1: Yes. There are millions on the road.

Cop: You're going to jail scumbag!

Breaking news in Arkansas:

High speed chase involving a pickup.

"Let's go to the studio with Maddog and Eagle. Two grads of a police academy."

Maddog: Oh boy, did this once. Those pickup drivers are sneaky and dangerous. 12 gage should be loaded.

Eagle: Exactly Maddog, It looks like they're running for the Mexican border.

Producers: Can we get a shot when they fill up for gas?

Cops on the chase: Sure. Can we get a slushy during the stop?

Breaking

Domestic call.

Woman in danger. Husband is drunk.

Live PD: OH! We love these. It's like COPS!

Sheriff's deputy: We're on the way.

Live PD studio: Let's ask Maddog and Eagle about domestic situations.

Maddog: They are difficult, I usually draw my gun against a drunk and a woman. It just makes sense.

Eagle: My experience is to talk things out... with people like Maddog. Pop a cap or not?

Live PD: Is there a way we can get a scene with the drunk and woman?

Deputy: Sure. I'll ask questions.

-- great video of trashy people barely dressed--

Deputy: How was that?

Live PD: Mediocre. No nipple slip that we could see. Carry on.

Deputy: You called us for domestic violence, ma'am. Do you want to press charges?

Woman: No, I love him.

Glad it is returning.

It should never have been canned in the first place.