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stevieray 03-04-2015 10:07 AM

Women seem to like me
I love all the jokes that they tell
Like my last boyfriend really hurt me in bed
But you seem to fit so well...

/J Mellencamp

BigRedChief 03-04-2015 10:08 AM

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Originally Posted by Mav (Post 11359984)
We can all leave now. The smallest dick has arrived.

Please no pics.:shake:

WhawhaWhat 03-04-2015 10:09 AM

4 inches... from the ground.

go bo 03-04-2015 10:10 AM

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Originally Posted by Katipan (Post 11359818)
So usually I ignore these because it just causes more attention and then you get to walk around with a big ol 4 in stiffy because i devoted a good 3 minutes of my life to you.

This joke is so old and tired. You don't get me at all. You don't understand my sense of humor. You don't get why Im comfortable with the people im comfortable with. You don't get history, you don't get time, you don't get out of bed most mornings without jumping over a wet spot.

But holy ****. Don't worry about who I ****. Who I ever ****ed. Or who I'm going to **** later.

don't worry, be happy... *music*

Hootie 03-04-2015 10:32 AM

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Originally Posted by BossChief (Post 11359915)
There's no way that's the real average unless they did this study mostly in china.

I'm by no means a large man (at least I've never thought so) but I'm a good inch larger than the average of this study...not buying it.

of course you are, BossGlazer

Hootie 03-04-2015 10:34 AM

I think it's hysterical there are people, on a 99% dude message board, ChiefsPlanet.com that are coming here and saying, "I'm by no means a large man, but women have turned me down for having too big of a penis before!"

It's a really good source of entertainment for me.

BossChief 03-04-2015 10:40 AM

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Originally Posted by Hootie 2.0 (Post 11360066)
of course you are, BossGlazer

Remember when you called me a liar about how big my hands are? I posted the pic of my hand on a ruler and you moved on to complimenting me on how nice my hands are (it was extremely weird) ....I guess I could prove it if you want...but it would be even weirder than you complimenting my hands.

I don't lie. I'm not saying I'm Don Juan by any means...but I am a good inch over the average from this study of what I presume is mostly Asian guys.

Easy 6 03-04-2015 10:40 AM

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L.A. Chieffan 03-04-2015 10:47 AM

I'm highly skeptical. Did they do this study in China?

Hootie 03-04-2015 10:51 AM

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Originally Posted by BossChief (Post 11360093)
Remember when you called me a liar about how big my hands are? I posted the pic of my hand on a ruler and you moved on to complimenting me on how nice my hands are (it was extremely weird) ....I guess I could prove it if you want...but it would be even weirder than you complimenting my hands.

I don't lie. I'm not saying I'm Don Juan by any means...but I am a good inch over the average from this study of what I presume is mostly Asian guys.

sure man

send me and clay a pic

we definitely want to see

Hootie 03-04-2015 10:51 AM

this study is super wrong, I'm not a large man but I have a 8.5" penis

is that good?

Baby Lee 03-04-2015 10:52 AM

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Originally Posted by BucEyedPea (Post 11359840)
How do your manstration pads fit over yours?

Shutty cooze.

KC native 03-04-2015 10:53 AM

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Originally Posted by Hootie 2.0 (Post 11360126)
this study is super wrong, I'm not a large man but I have a 8.5" penis

is that good?

I guess you skipped over the part where they said there wasn't a huge correlation between overall physical size and penis size (pun intended).

Baby Lee 03-04-2015 10:53 AM

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Originally Posted by Hootie 2.0 (Post 11360126)
this study is super wrong, I'm not a large man but I have a 8.5" penis

is that good?

Not at all, moving to the metric system would get us right with the rest of the modern world.

Hootie 03-04-2015 10:53 AM

I meant I don't have a big penis it's only 8.5"


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