Just checked Amazon, plenty of TP of every brand and style available. I could have it delivered to my house within 2 hours if I needed some.

BEP! BEP! BEP!

Why hoarding bottled water too?

Does no one drink tap water anymore?

You must have a special Amazon.

It took me an entire night just to find some at a gas station. And I was only looking because we were getting low and I have three kids.

In the last two days I’ve spent about $400 on groceries. No point in not stocking up on food that I know were going to need and might not be there the next time I have to shop.

Which brands are you seeing as available? I just checked Amazon as well and every brand of toilet paper says "Out of Stock" to my LA zip code.

Same for Barilla and DeCecco pasta: Out of Stock

Costco.com is also out of stock for TP and pasta.

People that think their face is a ass so they act like a ass and hoard toilet paper.

I would post a screenshot if I could, but in Los Angeles I am looking at PrimeNow delivery options and see Quilted Norther, Cottonelle, 365 Everyday, Angel Soft, etc etc. I put one in my cart and requested delivery and they said it would come between 5-6pm if I wanted it.

I don't have a ton at home but there is no reason to panic so I am not ordering any.

They are worried that their coat will smell like shit and will need to be cleaned...

A few of them are the same ones declaring that Jones tweet and Reids last public statement means that he is gone.

Was at the grocery store last night buying a few things, nothing crazy. The store has put a limit of 2 on items such as hand sanitizer, TP, paper towels etc.. So we get our stuff and go to check out.

Get in line behind 3 ladies. Each had a cart filled up with the limit of all the goods everyone is wanting. When it comes to check out all 3 of them pile their stuff on the conveyor belt together and one lady pays for all of it.

What' the poor high school aged checkout kid going to do? call them out on it? Nope, just checked them out and kept the line moving.

Maybe the same ones that said the Andy is a horrible football coach and will never win a SB...

This is what I see when searching Toilet Paper on Amazon:

All brands "Out of Stock".


The only brand available is some offbrand that's made from recycled paper. Then when I click on the link for the Recycled TP, I receive this message:

Currently, there are no sellers that can deliver to your address.

Aight forget "It's 72 and Sunny in Olathe" CP meme.

The new hotness is "I can have premium toilet paper delivered to my house in 2 hours"

I'm looking at Prime Now, not the main site.