we tried running a zone defense with booger eater ... and he kept ****ing it up ... and his zone would score and he'd be like, "that wasn't my man! that wasn't my man!" and one of our teammates finally said, "hey, moron, it's a ****ing zone, you don't have a ****ing man."

oh booger eater ... even you aren't as pathetic as the dude posting boner pics on a public domain on a football message board

What does it feel like? How do you get rid of it?

LMAO

proud of getting the clap multiple times.

Way to aim high there buddy.

It's amazing how pissed you are because someone called your bluff and was "edgier" than you.

Native is gay?

Whatever. :rolleyes: Guys in a male-driven culture, such as a locker-room or in the military or whatever, will always make stupid comments and jokes to this effect. And there is always one guy who takes it too far for comic effect. Native is that guy in this thread. But you clearly have never been privy to such a culture, so you do not understand the dynamic here.
Rather than laughing about it and giving native shit like every other person in the thread, you chose to make it about you. You have some serious issues you need to get ironed out by a professional.


Final point: despite native's dick pic, Hootie is still the king of oversharing on Chiefsplanet. Frankly, I don't know why we let a confessed rapist back on the BB.

Might burn when you pee, your pee hole might itch, your dick might leak some shit that looks like cocoa butter.. Or you might not feel a thing..

Just takes some antibiotics and you're good to go in about a week.

I'm trying to figure out if I'd rather be known as the site rapist or the guy who posted pictures of his boner online to a bunch of dudes he didn't know on a Chiefs themed message board ...

I've thought about it for fifteen minutes.

I could think of zero scenarios where I'd rather be the boner guy.

LMAO

Suzieray pines for me.

Sorry to let you down buddy. I'm not gay.

never had sympotoms, I gave it to my ex a long time ago and that's how I was diagnosed ... and we reinfected each other twice being morons

1 pill - 2 weeks no sex - gone

That should illustrate just how deep your megalomania truly is.

Like a fat bitch.

:thumb:

I will say I wanted hootie back for melt downs just like this. He's good for that.

This thread went from Hall of Classics, to ****ed up, back to the Hall and now back to ****ed up again all in the span of 12 hours.

Holy shit.

confessed rapist?! Haha. Man nightfyre, I really get to you, eh?!

WELL THE GOOD THING IS

At least we know KC Native isn't a rapist. He is far too big for rape.

says the guy who comments what other guys wear, and tries to send a pic of his junk in a pm to another guy.

Tramp stamp makes more sense now,