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It's my anniversary tomorrow. Well, it's our 1.5 anniversary. We eloped in November of 2018 and didn't tell our families. So we had our "fake" wedding a year ago tomorrow with friends and family. We already celebrated our anniversary in November so I didn't think anything of it until yesterday when the wife said something.

I'm at a loss. I have no idea what to do, what to get. Thankfully, she doesn't like jewelry ($$). In November I put together a nice picture album of our time together, flowers, dinner etc.

I need ideas. She likes thoughtful gifts more than expensive.

Your wife committed adultery. Twice.

Get her a nice power tool.:hmmm:

Have you considered frankincense?

What is that?

Is she into stereotypical romantic stuff? Roses, candlelight, her favorite dinner/movie type thing?

Perhaps a day at the spa with her friend or mom/sister whatever

Anything practical (if she's more that type. My last ex was) she needs? Vacuum, new phone, etc?

A homemade book of IOU- Backrub, kid duty, whatever?

If she's more the feisty type, take her rioting?

It's a really crappy ****ing present to get for your birth, that's what it is.

Anal is always a good option.

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If you already celebrated your anniversary in November and she’s wanting you to do something for the 1.5 year “fake” anniversary I’d get her a new whip and maybe a new leash for yourself.

How about some sort of momento related to your elopement.

Take her fishing. Fishing is the answer to every problem.

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I can send you a picture of my dick to give her :shrug:

Is that a butt plug attachment?