Not only is this an extremely nasty thread, but it led me to find a website that scares me ever more:

http://www.toss-my-salad.com/safety.shtml

Of course I would never do it but I knew a guy that did.

Lol, yes you most certainly did.

Welp, it's the off season!

MmmmmHmmmmm!

There are a lotta things I've done in prison to keep myself outta harm's way. I avoided getting shanked on numerous occasions but I won't go into details. One such incident in the prison yard involved a small horse, forceps, and two large men named Reggie and Tyrone. But that's neither here nor there.


The real question: would anyone lick Clark Hunt's asshole if he brought us a Lombardi Trophy?

I dont like going down on a girl let alone lick her ass.

Nah dogg, it's all about 80 ppp.

Weirdo.

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You are lucky I wasn't in there, prag.

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No.... no way. I'm nobody's bitch...Not even Clark Hunt's...although I spend hours each day pondering his organization's shortcomings....and metaphorically get rammed in the ass for doing so. Ahh shit, maybe I am Clark Hunt's bitch. We all are. But I don't want to be anyone's bitch. And I wouldn't lick his bungholio.

Good luck in maintaining longevity in your future relationships.

Ha im married

sucks for her

A ten things pertaining to what scared you the most regarding this salad tossing safety essay in the works?

Lol, I can only imagine what other sites you were led to that you didn't disclose. I think we would all be interested to see a top ten list of the ones that stuck out to you the most, and your general thoughts on each of the sites.

Btw, I'm just goofin' with the "ten things" jokes....I love reading those every week. When I venture to the boards on nights of games, 85% of the time I click on the "ten things" posts first.

Hey im not saying I dont do it. I said i dont like to. But no i will not lick an ass hole.

For how long? If for long, I'm assuming you tough some things out.