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Hootie 03-04-2015 10:54 AM

boss, please PM me your erect penis pic asap

you said you'd do it, so don't be a liar

Donger 03-04-2015 10:55 AM

<iframe width="420" height="315" src="https://www.youtube.com/embed/1F4W0R1Zr_8" frameborder="0" allowfullscreen></iframe>

stumppy 03-04-2015 10:56 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Hootie 2.0 (Post 11360124)
sure man

send me and clay a pic

we definitely want to see

Together ???

NTTAWWT

stumppy 03-04-2015 10:57 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Hootie 2.0 (Post 11360134)
boss, please PM me your erect penis pic asap

you said you'd do it, so don't be a liar

Somebody has got to use this.

Donger 03-04-2015 11:00 AM

The ads at the bottom of the page...

LMAO

srvy 03-04-2015 11:02 AM

It takes your food seven seconds to get from your mouth to your stomach.

One human hair can support 3 kg (6 lb).

The average man's penis is three times the length of his thumb.

Human thighbones are stronger than concrete.

A woman's heart beats faster than a man's.

There are about one trillion bacteria on each of your feet.

Women blink twice as often as men.

The average person's skin weighs twice as much as the brain.

Your body uses 300 muscles to balance itself when you are standing still.

If saliva cannot dissolve something, you cannot taste it.

Women reading this will be finished now.

Men who read this are probably still busy checking their thumbs

BucEyedPea 03-04-2015 11:03 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by srvy (Post 11360147)

Men who read this are probably still busy checking their thumbs

ROFL LMAO :LOL:

Oh, that was good!

Boise_Chief 03-04-2015 11:35 AM

I have to agree that this study was flawed. I got the short end of the stick in my family and I'm sure that I am at least 6.3. I'm 43 and havent measured my junk in 30 years but this has to be flawed.

ThaVirus 03-04-2015 11:42 AM

5 inches seems a bit low but I could buy it. The craziest part about it is that it would mean there are the same number of guys with 4" erections as there are with 6". But I'm guessing this would also mean the vast majority fall somewhere between 4" and 6" which seems pretty believable..

In another thread here a while ago someone posted a study showing average male height in America was 5'9.5". I was a bit surprised by that one as well.

Hootie 03-04-2015 12:17 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by stumppy (Post 11360140)
Somebody has got to use this.

really? I watch enough porn where I'm comfortable looking at erect penises. Boss offered, I'd like to take him up on that offer. I expect a pic in my inbox by 6 PM CST 3/5/15 at the latest

ChiTown 03-04-2015 12:22 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Hootie 2.0 (Post 11360300)
really? I watch enough porn where I'm comfortable looking at erect penises. Boss offered, I'd like to take him up on that offer. I expect a dick in my box by 6 PM CST 3/5/15 at the latest

FIFY

Hootie 03-04-2015 12:24 PM

people should know by now that I don't lose gay chicken ... don't offer something you're not willing to give

Hootie 03-04-2015 12:27 PM

things people have learned about BossChief without asking (he just likes to tell us!!!!):

He has several well informed media sources. If you need news, PM Boss. He went to high school with Jay Glazer.

He has a massive penis, even though he doesn't consider himself a "large" guy. He'll send you pictures if you ask. He doesn't lie. He can prove this because he has large hands.

He could have developed Ricky Stanzi into the next Tom Brady.

He, along with a few of the other smart CP football posters, could run an NFL team better than 80% of NFL GM's. No, they don't have any experience, but they are really good at finding really awesome mocks online and cherry picking all of the hard work those pro mock drafters do and then pretending it is his work. This then infuriates him on draft day when his favorite players aren't selected. Also, if one actually works out, he parades around and says, "see, I told you he was good."

Boss is a great guy. I'm so happy the Coalition closed down so ChiefsPlanet could inherit such a well informed, endowed, amazing fella.

Baby Lee 03-04-2015 12:36 PM

Hootie, how many rails of cocaine do you hork before you login to CP?

You're the freaking PitbullsergizerBunny over the weirdest shit.

TLO 03-04-2015 12:36 PM

View Poll Results: Do you have a larger penis than the average in this study?
Yes, I'm larger 61 75.31%
No, I'm below the curve line 3 3.70%
I'm the average in the poll 12 14.81%
GAZ has the biggest penis on earth 5 6.17%
Voters: 81.


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