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ThaVirus 08-01-2015 11:56 AM
They can test for things like gonorrhea and chlamydia through urine. They need your blood to test for herp, syphilis, and HIV though.

I'm not sure how they test for hep C... Probably blood as well.

eDave 08-01-2015 12:02 PM
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Originally Posted by ThaVirus (Post 11631744)
They can test for things like gonorrhea and chlamydia through urine. They need your blood to test for herp, syphilis, and HIV though.

I'm not sure how they test for hep C... Probably blood as well.
Dating sounds like so much fun!

I've been snipped for quit a while and I STILL have to strap one on? That's some bullshit.

Pasta Little Brioni 08-02-2015 12:06 AM
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Originally Posted by ThaVirus (Post 11631742)
If you've been wrapping it up and don't eat the cat the only thing you'd have to worry about is herpes and syphilis. You probably already have some strain of HPV.
Who doesn't eat the cat?

Pasta Little Brioni 08-02-2015 12:09 AM
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Originally Posted by eDave (Post 11631771)
Dating sounds like so much fun!

I've been snipped for quit a while and I STILL have to strap one on? That's some bullshit.
Wear a rubber dude. Just use a bareskin.

Discuss Thrower 08-02-2015 12:57 AM
AFAIK, eating the cat has the same taste as drinking out of a garden hose #metallic

alanm 08-02-2015 01:18 AM
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Originally Posted by ThaVirus (Post 11631744)
They can test for things like gonorrhea and chlamydia through urine. They need your blood to test for herp, syphilis, and HIV though.

I'm not sure how they test for hep C... Probably blood as well.
I'm suprised you guys haven't joined a monastery yet. Dating young ladies seems to be a complete minefield nowadays. :shake:

eDave 08-02-2015 12:31 PM
https://i.imgur.com/ahJioCg.jpg

Simply Red 08-03-2015 08:34 AM
Not really dating - I've been working on myself as much as I can and tending to my company.

Nothing else really going on - nothing in my microcosm - and that's ok for now.

I'm not trying real hard either. So. All is well. Whenever and However it happens, one day - I'll be ready - and if it never does - that's fine too.

Pasta Little Brioni 08-03-2015 10:01 AM
You ever incorporate Zaxbys with sex SR?

ThaVirus 08-03-2015 10:17 AM
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Originally Posted by Discuss Thrower (Post 11633189)
AFAIK, eating the cat has the same taste as drinking out of a garden hose #metallic
You probably went downtown when Aunt Flow was in town.

Reminds me: I was talking to a coworker about pussy for some reason. He's currently in a long-term relationship. He says something to the effect of "vaginas smell like fish- they all do" and I just gave him this bewildered look.

That hasn't been my experience at all. Of all the women I've had sex with, only one had a bad smell.

Pasta Little Brioni 08-03-2015 10:20 AM
Yup if it tastes like chicken keep on lickin

Discuss Thrower 08-03-2015 10:29 AM
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Originally Posted by ThaVirus (Post 11635463)
You probably went downtown when Aunt Flow was in town.

Reminds me: I was talking to a coworker about pussy for some reason. He's currently in a long-term relationship. He says something to the effect of "vaginas smell like fish- they all do" and I just gave him this bewildered look.

That hasn't been my experience at all. Of all the women I've had sex with, only one had a bad smell.
It's usually tasteless bordering on kinda like hose water. IDK. Haven't muff dove in two years so maybe I'm just glossing over details in my memory.

Cue kati and buttered popcorn.

KurtCobain 08-03-2015 04:37 PM
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Originally Posted by Simply Red (Post 11635304)
Not really dating - I've been working on myself as much as I can and tending to my company.

Nothing else really going on - nothing in my microcosm - and that's ok for now.

I'm not trying real hard either. So. All is well. Whenever and However it happens, one day - I'll be ready - and if it never does - that's fine too.
mad respect

eDave 08-03-2015 04:38 PM
You installed Windows 10 with that chick yet KurtCobain?

TLO 08-03-2015 05:35 PM
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Originally Posted by Discuss Thrower (Post 11635485)
It's usually tasteless bordering on kinda like hose water. IDK. Haven't muff dove in two years so maybe I'm just glossing over details in my memory.

Cue kati and buttered popcorn.
The chick I went down on the other day literally had no smell, and no taste. When she came, the taste quickly changed to a metallic, almost copper flavor. It was strange. Never had that happen before.


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