I'm bald with a 9 inch beard AMA KC Tattoo
 

It's been a long fought battle decided to just say **** it and let the chick at Sportsclip shave muh head.

I look good if I sayso myself

Gay?

Do you have a goatee?

You're going to need to trim that into a goatee and push your weight up to that of a defensive lineman to complete the ChiefsPlanet Tuxedo

Are you hitting on me?

I suppose you never saw my Dying Light comment in the PS4 video game thread?

What games on PS4 do you play?

Buckethead sucks. Why do you post so many videos of it?

No it's a full beard and I don't drive a Camaro but I do have a 9" dick.


I had a goatee for twenty years but decided just let it grow full much better.

Did you not read my comment in response?

If you were walking on a tightrope over a pen of hungry crocodiles on your left, and a pen of hungry lions on your right, and you lost your balance, which pen would you prefer to fall into?

Dying Light is my favorite but I like all kinds of games.

I'd run on top of the Crocks head like James Bond did in Live and let Die.

Whats the Tattoo a reference too? Is it your job or are you tatted up?

You have piss taste in music. Sorry for you.

That's it? No wonder youre gay

:arrow: tattoo on my right arm I got in Cabo San Lucas Mexico @ Heart and Huntington a guy named Dizzle from Miami Ink did it. He was a cool dude and that's my cool story Bro.

Sorry to disappoint you but to be fair it was measured after taking the polar bear jump in freezing lake challenge.

Which Bond girl would you bed down afterwards?

Are you a turkey?

A double talking jive turkey

Buckethead or Mahomes. Only one can exist...

Clothed or naked?

Can we see the beard? Is it a neck beard? Do you wear a fedora

What's the biggest catfish you've ever caught?

Probably ten to twelve lbs cought at night bluemouth cat.

I'm going catch bigger ones in a couple weeks on twelve night fishing vacation. I got a kayak to get to spots and see if I can catch some walleye kayak fishing.

How many Tony McAlpine recordings do you own?

Who?

LMAO

How big are you?

Are you hitting on me or threatening me?

WTF is a bluemouth ?

A ****ing catfish that is pure muscle tone and a mother ****er to reel in and has a blueish blue mouth. It's a catfish on steroids.

Google says WTF !

Did you mean: Big Mouth catfish ROFL

Go to Lake Wilson and catch one for yourself. They have to be 35" long to keep.

Ok look up blue catfish it's the same thing we call them bluemouth around here.

I’ve lived in Kansas for over 40 years and done a shit load of fishing all over the state. I’ve never heard the term blue mouth catfish anywhere in the state. I’ve caught dozens of blue catfish. Is that what you meant?

Blue cat and blue mouth same thing.. it has a ****ing blue mouth.

Hmmm...I have never heard anyone refer to a blue catfish as a blue mouth. Learn something new everyday.

Well primarily it had a dark blue tone mouth but the rest of the fish wasn't blue just greenish color. Everyone I showed it too called it a blue mouth catfish. I mostly remember how strong the mother ****er was. Hell of a lot more pull than a channel cat.

What is best in life?

Where have you been?

Isn’t a beard typically a woman for dudes?

Fishing

Kansas Oklahoma Texas Colorado New Mexico Arizona Uta Nevada Nebraska Moussori Cali Florida Cabo San Lucas Mexico and Bahamas. Oh and across the mighty Mississippi River on a fairy boat.