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Discuss Thrower 07-29-2015 10:27 AM

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KurtCobain 07-29-2015 10:33 AM

So I have this problem of busting waaaay too soon. I used to not care, get in/get out, who gives a **** if she likes it, but now I wanna impress. I do well, but not for long.

Any ideas on how to fix this? Without pills?

KC native 07-29-2015 11:04 AM

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Originally Posted by KurtCobain (Post 11625898)
So I have this problem of busting waaaay too soon. I used to not care, get in/get out, who gives a **** if she likes it, but now I wanna impress. I do well, but not for long.

Any ideas on how to fix this? Without pills?

Have discuss come over and give you a 90 second break. You guys can switch every 90 seconds and make it to about the 10 minute mark.

KurtCobain 07-29-2015 11:06 AM

Best thing I can come up with thus far is pull out and lick the pussy for ten or fifteen minutes, then go back in.

Discuss Thrower 07-29-2015 11:09 AM

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Originally Posted by KC native (Post 11626024)
Have discuss come over and give you a 90 second break. You guys can switch every 90 seconds and make it to about the 10 minute mark.

"Stamina" has never been a problem. Comes from beating the bishop for about a decade before getting regular strange. Shit's desensitized.

KC native 07-29-2015 11:10 AM

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Originally Posted by KurtCobain (Post 11626032)
Best thing I can come up with thus far is pull out and lick the pussy for ten or fifteen minutes, then go back in.

10-15 minutes?

If you're doing it right then 15 minutes should be your target time for everything (she cums a couple of times, you cum once).

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ThaVirus 07-29-2015 11:10 AM

***** Official NEW Dating Mega Thread, Part 2 *****
 
Wear a condom.

Employ the start and stop method (pulling out and eating the putty tat is your best bet here).

Beat your meat beforehand.

Change positions frequently.

Slow it down and grind pelvises if you feel you're about to bust until the feeling resides. Girls seem to like that better than the jackhammer anyway.

KC native 07-29-2015 11:10 AM

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Originally Posted by Discuss Thrower (Post 11626044)
"Stamina" has never been a problem. Comes from beating the bishop for about a decade before getting regular strange. Shit's desensitized.

LMAO

Quit ruining my jokes.

Hammock Parties 07-29-2015 11:11 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by KurtCobain (Post 11625898)
So I have this problem of busting waaaay too soon. I used to not care, get in/get out, who gives a **** if she likes it, but now I wanna impress. I do well, but not for long.

Any ideas on how to fix this? Without pills?

Generic viagra will make you last forever. Sildenafil citrate. You can get it at any online pharmacy.

It's also useful if you've been drinking. :)

ThaVirus 07-29-2015 11:13 AM

Ah, yes. Alcohol works as well. Hit her with that Henny dick and she'll be begging you to finish.

KurtCobain 07-29-2015 11:16 AM

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Originally Posted by ThaVirus (Post 11626050)
Wear a condom.

Employ the start and stop method (pulling out and eating the putty tat is your best bet here).

Beat your meat beforehand.

Change positions frequently.

Slow it down and grind pelvises if you feel you're about to bust until the feeling resides. Girls seem to like that better than the jackhammer anyway.

Thank you.

ThaVirus 07-29-2015 11:17 AM

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Originally Posted by KurtCobain (Post 11626078)
Thank you.


Please tell me you're using condoms..

Katipan 07-29-2015 11:17 AM

Guys, there's this girl at my work. Affluent family, crazy high credit score, not what I would take home to mom, but I've watched guys ask her if they can lick every inch of her super long legs.

She literally just made a prison pen pal 2 weeks ago and is now putting all sorts of money on his books.

...

There is no excuse for any of you.

Discuss Thrower 07-29-2015 11:19 AM

Welp, after reading that, I've given up. Thanks kati.

Hammock Parties 07-29-2015 11:38 AM

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Originally Posted by Katipan (Post 11626084)
Guys, there's this girl at my work. Affluent family, crazy high credit score, not what I would take home to mom, but I've watched guys ask her if they can lick every inch of her super long legs.

She literally just made a prison pen pal 2 weeks ago and is now putting all sorts of money on his books.

...

There is no excuse for any of you.

Being anti-social is a pretty good excuse.

Now if you'll excuse me I'm organizing my Star Wars Customizable Card Game collection.


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