Licking a chicks ASS
 

Would you do it?

Been there

NO FAT CHICKS

can you be more specific please?

Are we talking cheeks or this *clenching fist together except for index finger extended vertically, while rotating hand back and forth*?

if shes hot and clean, yup

Is there such a thing as a clean ass?

Also, what does this have to do with the Jayhawks?

You mean lick a chick's assHOLE? Yeah, no.

would?

After they get it bleached?

Sherron Collins once did it.

only after showers.

and above said comment doesnt surprise me considering the dumb shit he says on twitter

Regularly

'Would' you have sex with a girl?

I would ask "Why is this a KU thread?" but it IS about licking assholes....so carry on, I guess...

No.

**** no. I don't care how clean it is, that shit is just demeaning.

Wait, to which one? Both?

You've had some very reeruned threads lately.

To the licker.

I see what you did there

Billay's next thread.

"Is it true if you don't use it you lose it?"

"Is that a serious question?"

LMAO

Depends on what I get in return.

LMAO

At least he's using the internet to try and learn ...




Who's gonna step-up and tell him where babies come from?

The taste of shit on your tongue.

LMAO LMAO

LMAO LMAO LMAO

Ive known quite a few chicks that straight up said, if he doesnt he better get used of it. haha

I'm not even sure how the process works where this actually becomes a decision point. It's never even occurred to me to try it, let alone ask any female if she would let me. Perhaps I'm the exception.

Lick outside, not inside.

Understatement of the year!

Wait, what?

You dont ask, that would be awkward. ROFL

No, I refuse to believe that anus licking is an activity that is commonplace for the majority of people, even people from Missouri.

When you get your tongue and face in there close enough to be licking. Does a fat or skinny girl have a different ass diameter?

Anyone gonna start a thread asking if you'd let a girl lick YOUR asshole?

...is like licking a battery

Isnt the standard to apoligize afterwards than ask permission before?

Maybe we should build and publish a ass licking template for straight guys?

I've been there, done that. It was like licking a Life Saver Gummy that had been in one of those outdoor crappers at the fair for a year.

IM SO HUNGRY!!!!!

This is a point where ignorance is truly bliss.

A pretty good rule to live by is if it has to do with shit, don't put your mouth in, on, or around it.

So if you lick it, your are licking the tounge of everyone else that has ever done it.

Only during showers.

Apparently there are some prudes in here who wouldn't the whole thing.

What else are you supposed to do when you're standing in line at the bank?

I suspect that, as ass size increases, the ability to reliably wipe it well decreases proportionally. So, while I have nothing against fat chicks generally, I might observe the no fat chicks rule in this instance. Im not quite sure about exact parameters of width, depth etc, but I would be willing to do some research if someone would fund me.

A heightened chance of buttsecks, for one.

Umm, excuse me, uhh, miss...

I was wondering if I uhh...could...uhh..

Maybe lick your asshole?

Depends on the chick. I saw one today at a coffee shop that had the best body I've ever seen. Tall, athletically thin, small perfect boobs, wearing those skintight exercise/biking pants that literally look painted on. Her stomach was flat, her legs toned, and her ass looked like an apple picked by God.

I quit reading after this.

Yep, 'specially Asians.

Yeah WTF? Who wants to **** a flagpole?

I was more so referencing her ant hills.

Asians have the tasty butts?

Theres Tip #1 for the ass eating guide for straight guys.

but i bet her accent ruined it.

Put a little soy sauce on that thing. Yum. Only problem is, a few hours later, you're still hungry for more asshole eating.

:facepalm:

Need pics of the woman before answering

What turns a guy on about licking a chick's asshole?

What if it turns her on?

Google image search "tubgirl".

has to be like a 7+

i wouldnt lick a 6's ass

4 or lower can only SUCK MY DICK BITCH

Nothing turns me on about it. The only way it could is if the chick is turned on by me doing it. It's a give and you shall receive thing.

Watching her squirm.

Ah yes, the old cat and mouse maneuver.

Never gets old bro

The hemmorhoids taste like skittles.

Good shit huh?

if they are super hot, I would eat crunched cheetos out of Natalie Portman's asshole, for example.

I wonder if they'd still be crunchy after being up in there.... :hmmm:

Only after I have taken a shower with her and clean her up real good, then it's fun. Any other way unless she just stepped out of the shower is a no-no IMHO unless you are prepared for the consequences.

If a woman is on all fours in front of you with her ass perked up and you bury your face and tongue in her arse and use your hand across her mound to quickly stimulate her love button while you have your thumb in her, she will buck like a bronco!

Yeah they sure licked those Missouri assholes.

Sounds like you hang with some ****ed up people.

I have the weirdest boner.

Why would she squirm?