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mr. tegu 07-18-2012 07:03 PM

So if you lick it, your are licking the tounge of everyone else that has ever done it.

KCrockaholic 07-18-2012 07:08 PM

Only during showers.

Rudy tossed tigger's salad 07-18-2012 07:10 PM

Apparently there are some prudes in here who wouldn't the whole thing.

Bugeater 07-18-2012 07:11 PM

What else are you supposed to do when you're standing in line at the bank?

manchambo 07-18-2012 07:12 PM

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Originally Posted by BigRedChief (Post 8751369)
When you get your tongue and face in there close enough to be licking. Does a fat or skinny girl have a different ass diameter?

I suspect that, as ass size increases, the ability to reliably wipe it well decreases proportionally. So, while I have nothing against fat chicks generally, I might observe the no fat chicks rule in this instance. Im not quite sure about exact parameters of width, depth etc, but I would be willing to do some research if someone would fund me.

manchambo 07-18-2012 07:16 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by WV (Post 8751336)
Depends on what I get in return.

A heightened chance of buttsecks, for one.

Ceej 07-18-2012 07:18 PM

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Originally Posted by Bugeater (Post 8751430)
What else are you supposed to do when you're standing in line at the bank?

Umm, excuse me, uhh, miss...

I was wondering if I uhh...could...uhh..

Maybe lick your asshole?

siberian khatru 07-18-2012 07:21 PM

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Originally Posted by Bugeater (Post 8751430)
What else are you supposed to do when you're standing in line at the bank?

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JD10367 07-18-2012 07:21 PM

Depends on the chick. I saw one today at a coffee shop that had the best body I've ever seen. Tall, athletically thin, small perfect boobs, wearing those skintight exercise/biking pants that literally look painted on. Her stomach was flat, her legs toned, and her ass looked like an apple picked by God.

Ceej 07-18-2012 07:23 PM

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Originally Posted by JD10367 (Post 8751482)
Depends on the chick. I saw one today at a coffee shop that had the best body I've ever seen. Tall, athletically thin, small perfect boobs, wearing those skintight exercise/biking pants that literally look painted on. Her stomach was flat, her legs toned, and her ass looked like an apple picked by God.

I quit reading after this.

MahiMike 07-18-2012 07:25 PM

Yep, 'specially Asians.

BigRedChief 07-18-2012 07:25 PM

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Originally Posted by CJizzles (Post 8751490)
I quit reading after this.

Yeah WTF? Who wants to **** a flagpole?

Ceej 07-18-2012 07:26 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by BigRedChief (Post 8751499)
Yeah WTF? Who wants to **** a flagpole?

I was more so referencing her ant hills.

BigRedChief 07-18-2012 07:26 PM

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Originally Posted by MahiMike (Post 8751497)
Yep, 'specially Asians.

Asians have the tasty butts?

Theres Tip #1 for the ass eating guide for straight guys.

Shogun 07-18-2012 07:27 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by JD10367 (Post 8751482)
Depends on the chick. I saw one today at a coffee shop that had the best body I've ever seen. Tall, athletically thin, small perfect boobs, wearing those skintight exercise/biking pants that literally look painted on. Her stomach was flat, her legs toned, and her ass looked like an apple picked by God.

but i bet her accent ruined it.


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