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KC native 03-06-2015 09:25 AM

I'm still laughing about this thread.

And no, I didn't really post another pic with my last post.

Katipan 03-06-2015 09:31 AM

I had sex shortly after looking at your penis.

That was disturbing.

Let me be clear I didn't picture your penis while having sex.

But I got jumped and didn't have a quick enough excuse.

Now I want tacos.

Donger 03-06-2015 09:42 AM

Does it have a tat of a Mexican drinking worm on it?

KC native 03-06-2015 09:42 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Katipan (Post 11363836)
I had sex shortly after looking at your penis.

That was disturbing.

Let me be clear I didn't picture your penis while having sex.

But I got jumped and didn't have a quick enough excuse.

Now I want tacos.

LMAO

It's a little early for regular tacos. Some breakfast tacos sound good though.

KC native 03-06-2015 09:43 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Donger (Post 11363871)
Does it have a tat of a Mexican drinking worm on it?

No, although that isn't a bad idea. I don't know if I could sit through a tattoo on my dick (assuming I actually wanted a tat on my dick).

Donger 03-06-2015 09:44 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by KC native (Post 11363878)
No, although that isn't a bad idea. I don't know if I could sit through a tattoo on my dick (assuming I actually wanted a tat on my dick).

I actually thought about doing that back in my younger days. Kind of like my penis meets the folding page thing from MAD magazine.

KC native 03-06-2015 09:46 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Donger (Post 11363879)
I actually thought about doing that back in my younger days. Kind of like my penis meets the folding page thing from MAD magazine.

LMAO

Baby Lee 03-06-2015 11:11 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Donger (Post 11363879)
I actually thought about doing that back in my younger days. Kind of like my penis meets the folding page thing from MAD magazine.

Ticonderoga New York

Easy 6 03-06-2015 11:16 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by KC native (Post 11363873)
LMAO

It's a little early for regular tacos. Some breakfast tacos sound good though.

You should go try McDonalds new "chicken chorizo breakfast wraps"!

KC native 03-06-2015 01:41 PM

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Originally Posted by Easy 6 (Post 11364133)
You should go try McDonalds new "chicken chorizo breakfast wraps"!

Negative.

I live in Texas. Good breakfast tacos are cheap and plentiful.

Easy 6 03-06-2015 04:04 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by KC native (Post 11364503)
Negative.

I live in Texas. Good breakfast tacos are cheap and plentiful.

What! you mean you dont think McDonalds can make an authentic, high quality chorizo?

You're no REAL Mexican...

Discuss Thrower 03-06-2015 04:06 PM

I made the mistake of reading chorizo ingredients a while back.

I'm so pissed.

KC native 03-06-2015 04:08 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Discuss Thrower (Post 11364794)
I made the mistake of reading chorizo ingredients a while back.

I'm so pissed.

LMAO

So was it the lymph nodes that turned you off of chorizo?

Pablo 03-06-2015 04:13 PM

I'll never read any sort of sausage ingredients. I'll just keep eating the stuff and enjoying the deliciousness.

Baby Lee 03-06-2015 04:14 PM

So we've migrated from Native's gentleman's sausage to his breakfast sausage?


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