Heh. I had already doused the fire, went inside, and passed out by the time you had posted that. I'm such a lightweight. I slept right through the damn storm, too. Which sucks because I love thunderstorms.

LMAO

Had a slight hangover this morning, not bad and I apparently survived the storm. :)

INTERNATIONAL POSTAGE FOR SPORTS MERCHANDISE IS SO ****ING EXPENSIVE FROM THE USA!

:banghead::banghead::banghead::banghead::banghead:

I'm sad. Got the $4/gallon pas price blues. I want to go to KC the weekend of 6/1-6/2. There's a roller derby match I want to go to up there at Municipal Auditorium on 6/1. It's the last weekend I'll have before having to pay rent again. It's usually just a quick jaunt. However, I can't afford to go on my own this time due to gas prices. :(

As part of my minimum skills testing back in October, I had to skate 25 laps in 5 minutes. I did it in 4:44. As of 6/1, we have to be able to do 27 laps in five minutes. I was fretting over having to add two more laps in 16 seconds. There was no way, and I didn't think I'd gotten any better. Tonight, during our testing, I skated 27 laps in 4:45!

I ran for 20 straight minutes tonight and took a picture of myself at the end of the run and it looks like I'm dying. I originally posted this pic to facebook before I realized how ****ing creepy it was and deleted it.

That's creepy. You should delete that shit.

Noooooooooooooooooooo

Damn.

Last night, I passed my 27/5 on the first try. This morning, I got on the scale to see that I've lost 7 lbs AND I hit all three lights between home and work green. I was even slowing down at the first one when I realized it actually wasn't red...lol. Anyway, I'm not sure what's going on, but I'm rolling with it. :)

This post is worthless without said pic

This

It looked like I was taking a shit, cumming, and extremely out of breath all at the same time.

Which makes it more than worth posting.

I've taken not 1 but 2 massive post pizza dumps today. Feeelin good.

Great. Now I want pizza.

It's been raining for 3 days. This has got to be some kind of record.