JURASSIC WORLD
 

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So now they unleash the dinos on the entire world? That sounds like a great plan. :)

"dinosaurs doing stuff, I'm in"

- my college lit prof

LMAO

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Not going to lie...That one looks more entertaining.

**** yeah look at all these dinosaurs doin' stuff

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That's some reeruned shit...

My son has been waiting for this movie for over a year now. Little man pronounces Dinosaur names i didn't even know existed, and never shuts up about the experimental dinosaur in this movie..."Indominus Rex".

Yeah. That new trailer makes it look hokey. I'm sure I'll see it sometime, but it looks bad.

Whoooooa now... that's it.... OK, you're trained. Now we're bros.....

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He's doing it wrong.

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Gotta be better than the Karate Kid, Halloween, Little Orphan Annie, Footloose, Fri the 13th, ect remakes. If not someone needs to be shot.

Is it just me, or the dinosaurs look more fake than they did in the original?

So how is the Indominus Rex going to get taken down?

T Rex from the original? Pack of trained raptors? A team up of the two? Death by Mosasaur?

I'm envisioning a downer of an ending where Indominus Rex isn't taken down, the park gets overrun, and they have to abandon it.

SETTING UP THE SEQUEL PERFECTLY o:-)

the doofy guy that is "the raptor whisperer" brings a pack of raptors in to aid him

ROFL

They already said "you don't have enough boats. Raptors take it down.

Well.... all hope is lost. This looks like a pile of shit now.

From the trailer, it looks as if they've turned the velociraptors into Pratt's pack of hunting dogs.

That's not a good start, IMO.

The concept looks...well, rather odd.

There's a reason why JP3, which was the best IMO and nothing short of a remake of the original, was the last JP film in a decade. There just isn't a story to tell.

Unless the reviews are stellar, I'll wait until it's on the premium channels. Seeing a dinosaur eat a shark pretty much says it all for me.

Yeah but....Dinosaurs doing stuff.

That part will be cool but the second trailer, where it was just Howard and Pratt was painful to watch. Hopefully, the movie is better.

All I could think about when they were talking about the 'extremely intelligent animal' was this:

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Looks like good, dumb summer fun


Dinosaurs doin thangs!

I'm in

wait... wait.. this mother****er is riding a dirt bike and has a pack of attack raptors?

gtfo :(

You idiots. Just shut up and enjoy dinosaurs doin' shit.

Do you have any idea how long the CGI artists worked to create these dinosaurs doin' shit.

It is well worth your $7.50.

I'll watch it just because it is dinosaurs. But I don't have high hopes for the story.

To be fair it probably won't be as dumb as the little girl doing gymnastics and defeating a raptor by kicking it in the face on the way by. I can't believe that shit hit the big screen.

Spielberg is an amazing artist


But every once in awhile he will toss in some turds like this

Or the little jr high school girl knowing how to hack a Unix system in under 2 minutes.

Far more believable than a girl doing gymnastics as a fighting technique against a ****ing dinosaur.

We'll have to agree to disagree here.

Fair enough. We are probably arguing semantics on degree of reerunedness.

I can turn my brain off during a movie and go with the flow. Sometimes, though, something so stupid or unlikely happens that it snaps me out of the flow of the movie and kind of ruins the movie for me. The "This is Unix. I know this." scene in JP is one of those. The acrobat scene is JP2 was pretty close but I didn't really care for JP2 so it wasn't as egregious to me.

Another example of this would be the bus jump scene in Speed.

This is how I feel about Gus' death scene in Breaking Bad.

The way he got up and walked outside the room with half of his face missing or the fact that he died at all?

The face thing.

This. As untouchable as that series is, I laughed out loud. That's not at all how explosions work.

Jurassic Shit.

As laughable as it may be, that's the only clip I've seen from the show.

As soon as I finish with Mad Men, I'm going to binge watch Breaking Bad.

Christ GoChiefs. You haven't seen BB either? You are worse at TV than I am. And I'm bad.

I'm kicking myself for wasting time watching episodes of trash like New Girl, Girls and Happy Endings.

Yeah. I had to be creative about watching them as wife "doesn't like" these shows.

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I don't think this one has been posted.

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If they hired SNR as a technical advisor:

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i have mix feelings.. the third one just killed it off so badly...

I thought the third one was pretty good. It wasn't without flaws but enjoyable at the very least..

I loved the third JP movie but can't stand the second.

I hope that JW is awesome but for whatever reason, I'm not expecting much.

This is exactly where I am. The third one killed it? The hell you say?

I LOVED the first one and hated the second one so much that I just assumed the third would be even worse. Maybe I should go back and watch it.

I just watched the first one the other day on TV and it is still a good flick.

I got about half way through this trailer and shut it off because they were giving the whole damn movie away.

I am really starting to hate "trailers" and just enjoy "teasers" (like the new Star Wars teaser).

I.... because I started a lot of sentences with I.

The feeling I get from the trailers and the storyline, which has been described in detail by the director, is that they're expecting people to buy into the spectacle of the film and not so much the story.

I'll see this a few days after it opens. My son wants to see it in IMAX 3D.

I envy you for this. You're about to embark upon one of the greatest television experiences, ever!

I'm a huge JP mark so I can't wait to see this.....be interesting to see how they implement one part of the Indominus that the trailers haven't touched on yet....

If you're trying to sell JP and you're not doing it on spectacle you're doing it wrong.

People literally went to see 2 and 3 simply because they had dinosaurs.

1 was great. 2 was a POS. 3 was okay.

Man I must be one of the few that actually likes TLW lol...book was soooo much better though, wanted to see that story.

The Lost World made roughly 55% of Jurassic Park and JP3 earned about half of TLW. TLW was so bad that most of the original audience stayed away from JP3, which was a much better film.

If word gets out that JW is a bad film outside of the VFX, its box office returns will not meet expectation.

I ****ing loved JP2.

And yeah, it didn't make as much money as JP. So what? It still tripled it's production budget and made another 400 mil overseas. ROFL

http://www.boxofficemojo.com/movies/...assicpark2.htm

Anyway, back to JW: Apparently the ILM guys said this movie is going to do some impressive things in terms of dinosaurs in direct sunlight.

They always had to "hide" the CGI in rain and darkness before to make it look better.

I couldn't give a shit less about the money, 2 was a horrible movie. So bad, I literally cannot remember anything about it. Trash.

I hope so, I plan on seeing this on IMAX.

Unfortunately, I own it on DVD because it was originally issued as a set.

It's just flat out unwatchable. The final 20 minutes are beyond ridiculous.

Which one ended King Kong like on the mainland?

lol, just saying, they don't have to do much more than put dinosaurs on film to make money

I remember that a 60 lb girl did gymnastics and defeated a 200 lb Velociraptor. I don't remember much but I remember that.

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Which JP was it where T-Rex got loose in San Diego or some shit?

That movie was reeruned.

It made over $600 million.

The Lost World.

That movie had alot of cool scenes in it......then just godawful junk like this.

I wouldn't give a shit if the movie made $600 billion

This movie will make insane money over the span of a month or so, but I just have the feeling that this flick is going to suck hard. This is going to be SFX porn and not much else.

I keep watching the trailers, but just don't feel "drawn" to JW at all.

One of my nephews just graduated from high school. We got into a conversation about the movies a week ago. He said he really liked TLW. I rolled my eyes and told him how the movie crapped on the book and how the whole dino in Cali thing wasn't in it, etc.

His reply, "There were books?" He then wanted them for graduation.

If the movie is as bad as the trailer that focused on Pratt and Howard's characters (which was utterly clumsy at best), I give it two weeks before it falls of a cliff. Those two had zero on screen chemistry. Pratt hooking up with the Raptors would have been more believable.

Hopefully, it's a much better film than we've seen in the clips.

None of the previous ones did much for me, but the trailer in theater has me interested.

Couldn't tell you if the story will suck or not, but the Dinosaur Supervisor from JP, who was not involved in the other two, is the Dinosaur Supervisor for the new one. He begrudgingly uses computers, and fully understands their limitations.

Eh, I wanna watch this on IMAX 3D with my son. I'm watching for the action and CGI. Basically, the same reasons I go see Transformer, Avengers, and Ironman movies.