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ChiTown 03-04-2015 08:06 AM

I'm a stout 3.26 inches fully aroused - and that's just my nipples........

Katipan 03-04-2015 08:22 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Donger (Post 11359746)
I'm going to need more details. What is the ambient temperature at the time of measurement? Am I thinking of anything in particular?

Donger at attention, with yard stick ready.

Personally, I'd like to see you place that yardstick on the floor between 2 chairs that you are planking naked across.

KC native 03-04-2015 08:29 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by BigRedChief (Post 11359412)
A big dick and a big brain? Your name Brad? Just say one more crack on Gingers, say it again, I double dare you.

LMAO

Gingers have no souls.

ChiTown 03-04-2015 08:32 AM

5.16 inches is laughable. I'm like 9".

You are supposed to measure from your asshole to the tip of your penis, right?

hometeam 03-04-2015 08:33 AM

lol 6.3 seems low for top 5%

I got that shit on lock

Donger 03-04-2015 08:34 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by ChiTown (Post 11359780)
5.16 inches is laughable. I'm like 9".

You are supposed to measure from your asshole to the tip of your penis, right?

There's more to the turtle than the bit sticking out of the shell.

Donger 03-04-2015 08:35 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Katipan (Post 11359764)
Personally, I'd like to see you place that yardstick on the floor between 2 chairs that you are planking naked across.

You didn't answer my questions.

And, I don't understand the above. * Nevermind, I think I get it. Am I face down or face up? *

J Diddy 03-04-2015 08:35 AM

I can honestly say I've never measured my pecker.

I guess that makes me weird.

Katipan 03-04-2015 08:38 AM

I don't believe some of you.

I think you are eyeballing it.

You must use a ruler or that smart measure app.

Or a standard #2 pencil (7.5in) is a good reference.

Katipan 03-04-2015 08:39 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Donger (Post 11359786)
You didn't answer my questions.

And, I don't understand the above. * Nevermind, I think I get it. Am I face down or face up? *

Your choice to be a sub.

Donger 03-04-2015 08:40 AM

Used to be just past eight inches angry. Now, it's about 7.8" Mileage is a bitch.

Donger 03-04-2015 08:41 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Katipan (Post 11359793)
Your choice to be a sub.

I can be a sub? In that case, I choose a boomer. Fast attack never appealed to me.

Katipan 03-04-2015 08:41 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Donger (Post 11359794)
Used to be just past eight inches angry. Now, it's about 7.8" Mileage is a bitch.

Lose 15lbs.

Donger 03-04-2015 08:42 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Katipan (Post 11359798)
Lose 15lbs.

Sure and a manscape. "You got bigger!"

LMAO

Katipan 03-04-2015 08:43 AM

Donger, it got really quiet in here.

What are the odds they all had #2 pencils laying near their computers?


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