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KC native 03-03-2015 11:16 PM

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Originally Posted by Baby Lee (Post 11359395)
I think they were hinting you should bathe more.

That is incorrect. I have impeccable hygiene.

BigRedChief 03-03-2015 11:18 PM

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Originally Posted by KC native (Post 11359407)
That is incorrect. I have impeccable hygiene.

A big dick and a big brain? Your name Brad? Just say one more crack on Gingers, say it again, I double dare you.

BucEyedPea 03-03-2015 11:22 PM

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Originally Posted by Rain Man (Post 11359269)
It would appear that it's most arousing when it's displayed against a backdrop of expensive cars and large homes.

Well, that wasn't what I had in mind.

Skyy God 03-03-2015 11:35 PM

So, 40 larger vs 2 smaller? CP 40 time/bench press mode in full effect.

BigRedChief 03-03-2015 11:50 PM

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Originally Posted by Cave Johnson (Post 11359465)
So, 40 larger vs 2 smaller? CP 40 time/bench press mode in full effect.

I would have guessed that the average was 6 inches. But thats top 5% size. Maybe they measured the Chinese and it threw off the average of our big American penis's? Is that racist?:rolleyes:

morphius 03-03-2015 11:57 PM

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Originally Posted by BigRedChief (Post 11359513)
I would have guessed that the average was 6 inches. But thats top 5% size. Maybe they measured the Chinese and it threw off the average of our big American penis's? Is that racist?:rolleyes:

I thought along similar lines, but they said most of the people were Caucasians and that race didn't really seem to show much difference. Or maybe most of the tests were done on Denver fans.

TimBone 03-04-2015 12:05 AM

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Originally Posted by BucEyedPea (Post 11358631)
Size doesn't matter.

You wanna get together sometime?

SPchief 03-04-2015 01:11 AM

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Originally Posted by TimBone (Post 11359559)
You wanna get together sometime?

Ewww

Baby Lee 03-04-2015 01:21 AM

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Originally Posted by TimBone (Post 11359559)
You wanna get together sometime?

http://i.imgur.com/EjOiVKT.gif

Imon Yourside 03-04-2015 01:41 AM

LMAO @ this thread, what kind of results were you expecting? If you had option 1 as John Holmes then 90% of CP would be just that.

I can tell you first hand having a "big one" isn't all it's cracked up to be, it can create problems in the sack.

SPchief 03-04-2015 01:48 AM

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Originally Posted by KILLER_CLOWN (Post 11359633)
LMAO at everyone voting that hey ACTUALLY have a big penis. No way the results are accurate.


BTW, let me tell you about my big penis

FYP

Imon Yourside 03-04-2015 01:49 AM

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Originally Posted by SPchief (Post 11359635)
FYP

I will say no more, I shall recuse myself and leave this here..

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TimBone 03-04-2015 02:32 AM

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Originally Posted by SPchief (Post 11359624)
Ewww

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Originally Posted by Baby Lee (Post 11359628)

Stop it, you two. It was a joke about my small penis.

jd1020 03-04-2015 04:21 AM

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Originally Posted by BigRedChief (Post 11358408)
So what’s the take home message? Men, don’t be so hard on yourself as what you see on the TV or in magazines is not an accurate representation of the average penis.

And for a second there I thought that industry was a good representation.

Donger 03-04-2015 08:05 AM

I'm going to need more details. What is the ambient temperature at the time of measurement? Am I thinking of anything in particular?

Donger at attention, with yard stick ready.


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