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Pablo 03-04-2015 02:09 PM
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Originally Posted by Nzoner (Post 11360515)
This is why you should always watch first before jerking,you find a scene/spot that you really like then rewind a bit and commence. :D
This is a good strategy.

Bugeater 03-04-2015 02:10 PM
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Originally Posted by Nzoner (Post 11360515)
This is why you should always watch first before jerking,you find a scene/spot that you really like then rewind a bit and commence. :D
This is exactly what I was going to say, you always preview the porn first.

****ing amateurs. :shake:

KC native 03-04-2015 02:10 PM
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Originally Posted by BigRedChief (Post 11360518)
and you had to drag that big dick along with you. Could have shaved off that time with a normal dick.:p
It helped me fit in with black guys that I ran track with though. :(


I could have MAYBE gotten to a 10.4 with proper coaching (our track coach didn't give a shit. He coached basketball as well).

KC native 03-04-2015 02:12 PM
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Originally Posted by Nzoner (Post 11360515)
This is why you should always watch first before jerking,you find a scene/spot that you really like then rewind a bit and commence. :D
This is expert level advice here.

Amnorix 03-04-2015 02:15 PM
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Originally Posted by KC native (Post 11360513)
I do.

I ran a 10.8 100 meter sprint in high school. I know how fast a 4.4 is because I ran a legit 4.4. There was one guy faster than me (that got a D1 scholarship for track) and one guy the same speed as me. The coach made me run it 3 times because he thought he ****ed up when he clocked the first one.

The guys who run 10.2s and below are amazingly fast.

In saying this, do you realize that NOBODY has ever run below 10.2 at the NFL Combine? Only 13 guys have run less than 10.3?

The AVERAGE WR/CB time in the combine over the last five years is 4.55.

Not to question your coach's stopwatch, but...


http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/40-yard_dash

Hootie 03-04-2015 02:15 PM
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Originally Posted by KC native (Post 11360513)
I do.

I ran a 10.8 100 meter sprint in high school. I know how fast a 4.4 is because I ran a legit 4.4. There was one guy faster than me (that got a D1 scholarship for track) and one guy the same speed as me. The coach made me run it 3 times because he thought he ****ed up when he clocked the first one.

The guys who run 10.2s and below are amazingly fast.
Lmfao

Everyone

In this thread

This guy ran a 4.4 40 and has been told by several women they wouldn't have sex with him because his penis was too big

KC Native, everyone

Nzoner 03-04-2015 02:15 PM
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Originally Posted by Baconeater (Post 11360527)
This is exactly what I was going to say, you always preview the porn first.

****ing amateurs. :shake:
Speaking of amateurs,amateur porn can be the worst.

Hootie 03-04-2015 02:16 PM
KC Native is faster than Chad Johnson and has a Donovan McNabb penis ...

So, everyone, I've finally figured out who has the tiniest penis on CP...

Nzoner 03-04-2015 02:18 PM
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Originally Posted by KC native (Post 11360530)
This is expert level advice here.
Something new to add to Rainman's thread of why people come to me :D

KC native 03-04-2015 02:19 PM
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Originally Posted by Hootie 2.0 (Post 11360538)
Lmfao

Everyone

In this thread

This guy ran a 4.4 40 and has been told by several women they wouldn't have sex with him because his penis was too big

KC Native, everyone
I had a timed 100 Meter sprint in track (not timed by my coach). I ran track and played football in high school. You don't have to believe me but that doesn't change the fact that I was fast as ****.

I also didn't say several. I said a few. One of those chicks sucked me off 3 times in one night. Shit was cash.

Edit: My best ever time was a 10.8 in the 100.

Hootie 03-04-2015 02:19 PM
At the very least, Native can't be an inch over 5'6"

KC native 03-04-2015 02:20 PM
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Originally Posted by Hootie 2.0 (Post 11360543)
KC Native is faster than Chad Johnson and has a Donovan McNabb penis ...

So, everyone, I've finally figured out who has the tiniest penis on CP...
Would you like a picture of it later?

KC native 03-04-2015 02:21 PM
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Originally Posted by Hootie 2.0 (Post 11360551)
At the very least, Native can't be an inch over 5'6"
Wrong again.

Hootie 03-04-2015 02:21 PM
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Originally Posted by KC native (Post 11360556)
Would you like a picture of it later?
Sure

KC native 03-04-2015 02:23 PM
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Originally Posted by Hootie 2.0 (Post 11360560)
Sure
Awesome.


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