Originally Posted by TimBone (Post 10926671)

WRONG THREAD

Originally Posted by Pasta Giant Meatball (Post 10927295)

He thinks your nice

Originally Posted by SNR (Post 10920935)

33. Guru

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Born Joshua Ezra Weinstein in 1971 to parents who were both accountants, he's always had an interest and passion for saving money. Car, house, you name it. He even realized that under his former username, "KCChiefsguru," he was losing a entire thousandths of a cent per year on the added energy costs that it took his computer to input "KCChiefs" every time he signed in to Chiefs Planet. So he shortened it to just "Guru." There's more, too! Once when he was in college, he saved some pocket change by just borrowing another dude's gym shorts so he didn't have to do a separate load of laundry to prevent a stench in his dorm room.

This turned in a new obsession for Guru: using other people's old gym shorts. At first he just did it to feel special in unique, but as he began collecting, he enjoyed the array of styles and amount of wear that each pair could present. Hobby turned fetish.

He now combines his passions: money and used gym shorts. With the help of his (business) partner Bugeater, Guru operates a small internet business selling used gym shorts to people. It's a dream come true for him-- he not only gets to make money, but he also gets to sample before the merchandise goes to the customers.

He's a nice guy. Just don't ever ask to borrow money unless you're fine with a higher-than-average interest rate.

One puzzling thing, however, is why he always seems to keep his distance from Rausch. It's like he's distrustful or fearful for some reason. I have no clue what that could be about.

Originally Posted by rico (Post 10939020)

Sometimes I wonder about some of the dudes who haven't been listed yet, who are checking this thread every time something new is posted. And with every passing user that is roasted, they think to themselves, "boy golly, I must be ranked HIGH!!!" Sometimes I wonder about how heartbroken these homeslices will be when they come to the conclusion that they didn't make the list.

Originally Posted by rico (Post 10939020)

Sometimes I wonder about some of the dudes who haven't been listed yet, who are checking this thread every time something new is posted. And with every passing user that is roasted, they think to themselves, "boy golly, I must be ranked HIGH!!!" Sometimes I wonder about how heartbroken these homeslices will be when they come to the conclusion that they didn't make the list.

Originally Posted by Pasta Giant Meatball (Post 10927295)

He thinks your nice

Originally Posted by loochy (Post 10939033)

I think the list is actually a scattered effort that is more closely related to "who would be fun to roast today?" than actual rankings

Originally Posted by rico (Post 10939020)

Sometimes I wonder about some of the dudes who haven't been listed yet, who are checking this thread every time something new is posted. And with every passing user that is roasted, they think to themselves, "boy golly, I must be ranked HIGH!!!" Sometimes I wonder about how heartbroken these homeslices will be when they come to the conclusion that they didn't make the list.

Originally Posted by rico (Post 10939020)

Sometimes I wonder about some of the dudes who haven't been listed yet, who are checking this thread every time something new is posted. And with every passing user that is roasted, they think to themselves, "boy golly, I must be ranked HIGH!!!" Sometimes I wonder about how heartbroken these homeslices will be when they come to the conclusion that they didn't make the list.

Originally Posted by rico (Post 10939020)

Sometimes I wonder about some of the dudes who haven't been listed yet, who are checking this thread every time something new is posted. And with every passing user that is roasted, they think to themselves, "boy golly, I must be ranked HIGH!!!" Sometimes I wonder about how heartbroken these homeslices will be when they come to the conclusion that they didn't make the list.

Originally Posted by Superturtle (Post 10939183)

Err.... if this is a thing in life that actually bothers you, you should just commit seppuku.