Magnesium citrate has essentially the same effect (Epsom salts are actually magnesium sulfate) and it tastes a bit better.

Ask for the suppository laxative and don't chicken out like I did. Make the nurse insert it

Is it from the pain pill?

I guess. At this point if I can deal with the pain tonight I'm going to sleep without it.

If you're taking an opioid/opiate painkiller, that's definitely a potential source of your problem.

What's an indian bean? Sounds racist.

Yeah those pain killers will clog you up. Especially them percocets.

Looks the same going in as coming out...

http://veggiecookbook.files.wordpres...dsc03204tn.jpg

No shit?

No shit at all

When I had knee surgery I didn't crap for 5 days and they wouldn't let me out of the hospital untll I did. I finally crapped a baseball size turd and it hurt like hell!

You should go get your colon cleansed.

They put a hose in your butt, spray all up in it, and then it shoots out like a chocolate fountain (but into a hose, I think).

Got some pressure building...

C'mon, shit ****er. I have to teach a class in 30 minutes and I don't want to have to keep pulling up ChiefsPlanet on the big screen during the class.