What’s Wrong with JimNasium?
 

I don’t understand. He’s walking around the house with a huge smile, muttering/stuttering “Mah-ho...Ma...Mah...Ma...Home...” in the voice of Kermit the Frog. I am a bit concerned.

Lol he fine! Thou you may need to give him some loving that hard on will not go down easily.

*slowly backs out of thread*

Not sure who that is. Or the thread starter.

He is probably happy the chiefs look like they could actually do shit in the playoffs instead of being pretenders like ususal

Sounds like he's got a bad case of Mahomesism. It's a recent epidemic sweeping the US. Symptoms include giddiness, frivolity, jocularity, waggishness, and other gayeties. Symptoms typically occur only once per week, but extreme cases can produce symptoms more frequently. Current treatment methods include, but are not limited to, moderate alcohol intake, repeated jumping in the air, waving your arms like you just don't care, and blowjobs. If these at-home treatment options do not eliminate all symptoms the subject may require more extreme treatment methods at our local Kansas City, MO facility. Our current recommended treatment regimen includes 8 yearly visits to the Mahomesism Treatment Facility where the subject will undergo 8 separate intense group therapy sessions. For more information, please contact our office at (816) 920-9400.

Best of luck to you and your loved ones.

run, Jenny, run!

you're not in Kansas anymore.

You are going to have to work much harder at pleasing him. This is still all in the early stages of course, but in all likelihood, it'll get much worse. You are at the risk of losing his attention all together to the point where all he will do is think about Mahomes. Start with the Kama Sutra. It's a book. Should help.

The Nut comes through

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Both the OP and the referenced are has-beens.

You may want to stock up on bags of frozen peas. They'll be nice to sit on through the rest of the week.

They buy more before Monday night.

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Kcnut stole my answer.

Do they make Mahomes masks? Might try that iffen ya want some lovin.