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mlyonsd 03-04-2015 06:54 PM

The NFL should do a study with HOF members and then add it as a measurement to the combine.

J Diddy 03-04-2015 06:58 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Hog Farmer (Post 11361114)
Well, if a hog has a 12" penis he's considered as to having a micro penis .

Golly gee.

So tugging the hog seems pretty exhausting.

Baby Lee 03-04-2015 07:10 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by J Diddy (Post 11361131)
Golly gee.

So tugging the hog seems pretty exhausting.

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Holladay 03-04-2015 07:37 PM

This oldie but goodie joke must be inserted:

A man boarded an airplane and took his seat.

As he settled in, he glanced up and saw the most beautiful woman he ever saw boarding the plane.

He soon realized she was heading straight towards his seat. As fate would have it, she took the seat right beside his. Eager to strike up a conversation he blurted out,

"Business trip or pleasure?"

She turned, smiled and said,

"Business."

I'm going to the Annual Nymphomaniacs of America Convention in Boston."

He swallowed hard.

Here was the most gorgeous woman he had ever seen sitting next to him, and she was going to a meeting of nymphomaniacs.

Struggling to maintain his composure, he calmly asked,

"What's your business role at this convention?"

"Lecturer," she responded.

"I use information that I have learned from my personal experiences to debunk some of the popular myths about sexuality."

"Really?" he said.

"And what kind of myths are there?" "

"Well", she explained,

"One popular myth is that African-American men are the most well-endowed of all men, when in fact it is the Native American Indian who is most likely to possess that trait.

"Another popular myth is that Frenchmen are the best lovers, when actually it is men of Jewish descent who are the best.

I have also discovered that the lover with absolutely the best stamina is the Southern Redneck."

Suddenly the woman became a little uncomfortable and blushed.

"I'm sorry," she said,

"I shouldn't really be discussing all of this with you. I don't even know your name..."

"Tonto," the man said ,

"Tonto Goldstein, but my friends call me Bubba."

Holladay 03-04-2015 07:40 PM

They called me "Tripod" in college.








And I lie a lot.

Seriously, thou, the avg size of 5" seems a bit on the low side. I have seen my share of dicks from showering in men's locker rooms for sports/college dorms/military. All were soft, thus hard to say. Temp has is a big factor in flaccid size. Have you ever jumped into one of those cold springs on the Current river. Crap, a green bean is bigger then me! I have never seen a live stiff dick, other then mine. I am assuming that most of us are of similar backgrounds.

Thus the question at hand for comparison sake, who has had experience with hard dicks on CP?

Time to step up ladies. Because inquiring minds wanna know. What are your experiences?

BTW, this is one of the reasons I lurk on CP...this should be voted into the Hall of Classics. Much entertainment value here. One of the few threads that I have read all pages.

Spicy McHaggis 03-04-2015 07:41 PM

Guys, I just want you to know, I'm really proud of us all.

Pepe Silvia 03-04-2015 07:48 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by TimBone (Post 11360494)
LMAO

As gay as it sounds, I need the dick in my porn as well.

What I dont understand though, is why they would EVER show the dudes face. Ive been knee deep on a jerk session, focusing on a hot chick taking the D like a champ, and all of a sudden the camera pans away from the girl and gives a full camera shot of the guy. Completely ruined it for me. Couldnt even finish.

I know wtf. ROFL It's like you don't want to see the dick but yet you want it to be there.

Holladay 03-04-2015 07:57 PM

Understand. Weird. I think it is because we are pretending it is ours??

Katipan 03-04-2015 07:57 PM

I'm only one woman, but I'm holding a #2 pencil right now...

...

It would take me 2 1/2 hands to cover the whole thing.

...

So um...

Sure guys.

Holladay 03-04-2015 07:59 PM

Also, in the OP title, I was thinking somebody has a $15,000 penis and how does mine compare. lol

Holladay 03-04-2015 08:00 PM

You have small hands

Katipan 03-04-2015 08:01 PM

Ok. I think it's really great you have a great big ol penis.

I don't have the experience that you seem to have.

I'm okay with that too.

Holladay 03-04-2015 08:04 PM

No, I don't think I do. I think it is avg. And my hands aren't THAT big. I am just thinking that a few of us have mentioned that 5" is a tad on the small side. But us guys have little no experience seeing a hard dick.

That's is where you ladies input would help the cause.

srvy 03-04-2015 08:05 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by PackerinMo (Post 11361206)
I know wtf. ROFL It's like you don't want to see the dick but yet you want it to be there.

I make my own porn!

And by myself to!

Katipan 03-04-2015 08:05 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Holladay (Post 11361229)
No, I don't think I do. I think it is avg. And my hands aren't THAT big. I am just thinking that a few of us have mentioned that 5" is a tad on the small side. But us guys have little no experience seeing a hard dick.

That's is where you ladies input would help the cause.

I gave you input and you didn't like it.
Guess we know the biggest cock.


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