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Mr. Kotter 08-20-2004 06:53 PM
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Originally Posted by Vlad Logicslav
Oh great now he will take her to a baseball park break in and the next thing you know his dad will be getting a call to bail him out of jail.
What a hoot! ROFL

I can see the headline, "Local Lovebirds break into Kaufman Stadium."

ROFL

Maybe we should tell him it's a metaphor....okay, Roy, listen up:

1st base: Kissing and caressing
2nd base: Inside the bra
3rd base: Inside the pants
"Home": Inside the box....er, "target" shall we say....

Hope this helps; if you need further assistance, ask your dad for his copy of Meatloaf's "Bat Out of Hell"....and cue, "Paradise By the DashBoard Lights."

:thumb:

Skip Towne 08-20-2004 06:54 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by ROYC75
OMG ! :rolleyes: Damn, Friday night entertainment !

I haven't began to read the resposes yet, matter of fact, I'm not sure if I want too !

Alright, BRB, gotta start from the beginning. :shake:
Just the usual juvenile BS from us Planet members. Except the one about asking Jenny Gump. That is what he should do.

Mr. Kotter 08-20-2004 06:58 PM
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Originally Posted by JimNasium
This was posted in jest but as a man who has had quite a bit of success with the ladies I can tell you that asking is the key. You'll be surprised at how many takers you will encounter. Also, don't be afraid to be a bad boy. Girls seem to like that a hell of a lot more than the kind and gentle type.
I can see it now, Jim:

Jim to Lady Friend...."May I insert my penis into your vagina?"

Lady Friend to Jim..."Why of course; I'm glad you asked. I never would have guessed it from that rock hard bulge you've been pokin me in the stomach with for the past 45 minutes."

JK, Jim.... ;)

Fairplay 08-20-2004 06:58 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Skip Towne
Just the usual juvenile BS from us Planet members. Except the one about asking Jenny Gump. That is what he should do.



You can't expect all serious answers on an open forum, do you?

Mr. Kotter 08-20-2004 06:59 PM
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Originally Posted by Fairplay
You can't expect all serious answers on an open forum, do you?
Skip's a little Grumpy...and touchy on this subject; HE is still a virgin, you know.....even at his advanced age.

Shhhhhhhhhh!!!! STFU

royr17 08-20-2004 07:01 PM
Dad is right about one thing Friday Night Comedy in this thread, lol.

Jenny Gump 08-20-2004 07:02 PM
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Originally Posted by royr17
What are some pointers some things i can do to make her wanna do with me ?
Hypnosis...that and jewelry.

Fairplay 08-20-2004 07:02 PM
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Originally Posted by SDChiefsfan
Skip's a little Grumpy...and touchy on this subject; HE is still a virgin, you know.....even at his advanced age.

Shhhhhhhhhh!!!! STFU


Like hes the voice of maturity for the planet, i don't think so.

ROYC75 08-20-2004 07:04 PM
OK Planeteers, I'm to shocked beyond belief to give a rational response.I may need sometime to recover from the disbelief and sharp pain in my gut from laughing at this . :shake:


Honey, I have a headache, bring the tylenol ! :banghead:

Coach 08-20-2004 07:04 PM
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v3...rlson/beer.jpg

Mr. Kotter 08-20-2004 07:06 PM
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Originally Posted by ROYC75
OMG ! :rolleyes: Damn, Friday night entertainment !

I haven't began to read the responses yet, matter of fact, I'm not sure if I want too !

Alright, BRB, gotta start from the beginning. :shake:
Eh....just how big a man are you Roy? I mean you aren't like 6'6 and 350 lbs or anything, are you?

....I mean, I was just jokin' with your boy here, and all.....hope you don't wanna open up a can of "whoop azz" on me, or anything. You know?

Friends? Chum? Buddy? :(

:p

stumppy 08-20-2004 07:06 PM
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Originally Posted by JennyGump
Hypnosis...that and jewelry.

BINGO!!

Mr. Kotter 08-20-2004 07:07 PM
This thread needs PICs..... :hmmm:

JimNasium 08-20-2004 07:11 PM
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Originally Posted by SDChiefsfan
I can see it now, Jim:

Jim to Lady Friend...."May I insert my penis into your vagina?"

Lady Friend to Jim..."Why of course; I'm glad you asked. I never would have guessed it from that rock hard bulge you've been pokin me in the stomach with for the past 45 minutes."

JK, Jim.... ;)
This is accurate except for two minor issues. First of all I'm never that polite and secondly they always claim that the bulge is poking them in the chin.
:)

Phobia 08-20-2004 07:12 PM
I think we'll waive the 30 day waiting period and send this one straight to the Classics forum.


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