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Skip Towne 08-20-2004 06:17 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Rain Man
When I was single, I usually broached the question by asking, "How much?"

ROFL I'll bet that's right.

PastorMikH 08-20-2004 06:18 PM

First, you say, "Will You Marry Me"

After she says "yes" and "I Do", then you can beg like most men do.

Hammock Parties 08-20-2004 06:18 PM

Oh dear lord. :LOL:

Valiant 08-20-2004 06:19 PM

your place or hers...

kiss her when you first see her as a welcome kiss..if she does not pull away you are good to go later on..

later on if 'welcome kiss worked'

music/laughter/ then kiss her agian..if she wants it will follow its course...


or endelt it..leave the bitch at home and go porking as i am told...

Raiderhater 08-20-2004 06:19 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by PastorMikH
First, you say, "Will You Marry Me"

After she says "yes" and "I Do", then you can beg like most men do.


This idea ought to go over well with many of the members.

Mr. Kotter 08-20-2004 06:20 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by PastorMikH
First, you say, "Will You Marry Me"

After she says "yes" and "I Do", then you can beg like most men do.


ROFL

Jenson71 08-20-2004 06:20 PM

I don't need to ask. I just knock them out.

David. 08-20-2004 06:21 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Jenson71
I don't need to ask. I just knock them out.

how do you know your own hand out :hmmm: :p

DJay23 08-20-2004 06:21 PM

ok, i'm better now.

here's the thing dude. my experience (while not as great as ENDelt's, I'm still flying free off my frequent flyer miles) is that you don't ask in these situations. if it happens it happens. just start out with a little making out and let the rest take care of itself. if you come (pun intended) right out after it, especially a youngin, you most likely turn her off, unless she's a nympho, which is like striking oil when digging in a garden.

big nasty kcnut 08-20-2004 06:22 PM

Well roy tell her if she would like to ride the snake lol j/k

Tell her do you want to do it. If she say yes take it slow and just ask her if she want to do something. Let her control the sex you just go along for the ride.

Skip Towne 08-20-2004 06:22 PM

What? Nobody has mentioned the obvious? Ask Slayer.

Mr. Kotter 08-20-2004 06:23 PM

Not after she tells you "Aunt Flo is visiting"....definitely NOT then, though.....

Jenson71 08-20-2004 06:23 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by David.
how do you know your own hand out :hmmm: :p

Wrap it in ice for twenty minutes.

Raiderhater 08-20-2004 06:23 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by DJay23
I'm too mesmerized by David's sigline to respond to the question. :drool:


Thank God! He finally changed it!

Mr. Kotter 08-20-2004 06:24 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by kcnut
Well roy tell her if she would like to ride the snake lol j/k

Tell her do you want to do it. If she say yes take it slow and just ask her if she want to do something. Let her control the sex you just go along for the ride.

There you go, CP's own Leon..."The Ladie's Man" has spoken.

Take heed. :thumb:

Nut, you forgot the "Kavaseay"


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